In this corner,
pouring in at 3.5 ounces
and wearing the light rum, Kahlúa and light cream trunks,
with 622 knockouts to it's name,
it’s our choleric challenger,
the Caribbean Don Juan,
the Constipated Colombian
the reason we're all here . . .
Love in the Time of Kahlúa
- 1 ounce light rum
- 1/2 ounce Kahlúa
- 2 ounces light cream
- Ground cinnamon or nutmeg to taste
Combine the rum and Kahlúa over ice in a rocks glass. Pour the cream on top and sprinkle a little spice.
And in this corner,
pouring in at 4 ounces,
wearing the vodka, coffee liqueur and heavy cream trunks
and fighting for respect since the Cold War,
it’s The Dude,
The Big Lebowski,
the cream of the cream drink crop,
your champion . . .
- 1 ounce vodka
- 2 ounces Kahlúa
- 1 ounce heavy cream
Combine vodka, coffee liqueur, and ice in an rocks glass. Pour in cream.
The Tale of the Taste
(or Highly Pretentious Tasting Notes and Impressions):
- A White Cuban presented with a little literary license.
- No need to have cholera to love this libidinous libation.
- The winner is, and still champion, the White Russian.