Two Not Good Things Don’t Make a Good Thing.

A half gallon of grapefruit juice, a fifth of Jim Beam rye whiskey, a copy of the book Tequila Mockingbird and two rocks glasses.

What a monumental disappointment to pair this gross drink with such a great book.

Rye whiskey tastes like a grumpy old man. Grapefruit juice is Sour McSourson.

Together they taste like a bottle of grapefruit juice got left in a hot car for a week. And then it was served over ice.


Final Grade

Pride and Prejudice – book: A
Rye and Whiskey – drink: F (I won't be drinking this again.)

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